A Neighbor Illegally Plowed Snow Onto My Property for Years Until a Single Word and a Glorious City Ordinance Finally Made Him Pay for a Professional Removal Service
The Entitled “Trail King” Thought Our Public Path Was His Racetrack, so We Legally Ended the Reign With City Permits and Pressure-Treated Lumber
An Entitled Influencer Killed My Laptop Battery Right Before a Major Deadline, so I Quietly Organized a Building-Wide Power-Sharing System That Made the Outlet Monopoly Impossible
My Lazy Neighbor Kept Getting Me Fined for Trash, so I Used My Legal Expertise To Publicly Dismantle Every Rule Violation on That Property
My Confidential Work Was Turned Into a Public Joke by a Copy Shop Clerk, So I Gave Corporate a Private Screening of a Termination-Worthy Performance
My Smug Neighbor Made Our Elderly Residents Climb Six Flights of Stairs, so I Presented the Condo Board With a Dossier of His Abuses
A Smug Pickleball Player Turned a Back on Me After Stealing My Spot, so I Partnered With the Manager To Unveil a Case File Exposing the Whole Scheme
A Reckless Cyclist Ran Me and My Elderly Neighbor off the Road, so I Used My Paralegal Skills To Bury That Bully in Lawsuits
The Karaoke Host Refused To Play Our Songs All Night, so I Hijacked the Microphone and Gave a Full Presentation on How Everyone Was Being Cheated
After Finding an Extension Cord Snaking From My Rival’s Tent Into My Outlet, I Reported the Safety Hazard and Watched That Business Get Moved Next to the Trash
After the Studio Tyrant Sabotaged My Project, I Created a Meticulous, Documented Blueprint for Revenge That Left a Bully With Nothing
The Petty Tyrant in the Speedo Tried To Intimidate Me for Weeks, so I Used His Public Tantrum and a Dozen Witnesses for the Ultimate Takedown
