“And here’s to all the women out there,” she said, her voice a bell of false sincerity ringing through my packed apartment, “to the women who finally find the courage to admit their mistakes… and let the people they hurt move on to find their own true happiness.”
The speaker was Isla, my former friend and the woman who now shared a life with my ex-husband.
She held the microphone she’d just hijacked, delivering her poison-laced toast in the middle of my farewell party. In front of my son. In front of my boss. In front of everyone. Her face was a perfect mask of pity and triumph.
Every eye in the room was on me, waiting for me to break. People were expecting me to scream or cry, to finally prove I was the unhinged monster she’d spent a year telling everyone I was.
Isla thought she had just buried me. She had just declared victory in a war she didn’t know I had already won, and the terms of her surrender were saved as a three-page PDF on the phone in my pocket.
The Uninvited Guest: The Calm Before the Social Storm
The last packing box was sealed with a screech of tape, a sound that felt both final and introductory. I labeled it in thick black marker: “KITCHEN – DON’T YOU DARE OPEN THIS, LEO. I MEAN IT.” My son, Leo, a lanky sixteen-year-old who currently communicated in a series of grunts and shrugs, just glanced up from his phone and offered a ghost of a smile. Progress.
Our apartment, stripped of its personality, felt like a sterile hotel suite waiting for the next occupants. But tonight, it would live one last time. Streamers, a desperate pop of color against the beige walls, drooped from the ceiling. A folding table groaned under the weight of dips and cheese platters. It was my farewell party. A goodbye to this city, to this life, and to the person I used to be here. A launch party for Brenna 2.0.
A fresh wave of anxiety, cold and sharp, washed over me as my phone buzzed. It was Maya, my best friend and the event’s co-conspirator.
Just got a weird text from Sarah.
She asked if Isla was coming tonight.
Said Isla told her she was invited.
I stared at the screen, my thumb hovering over the keyboard. I didn’t reply. Isla. The name alone was a stone in my gut. My former friend. My ex-husband Mark’s new life. The architect of the quiet, insidious social campaign that had painted me as the unhinged, bitter ex-wife. I hadn’t invited her. Of course, I hadn’t. Inviting Isla to my farewell party would be like inviting a termite to a log cabin warming.
The job in Portland was a lifeline. Senior Project Manager, a title I’d worked my ass off for, at a company that actually valued work-life balance. It was more than a career move; it was an escape hatch. Tonight was supposed to be the celebration of that escape. A final, happy memory with the people who mattered before Leo and I started over.
But Isla’s potential presence felt like a storm cloud on the horizon, threatening to rain all over my goddamn parade. I could text her, a blunt “Don’t even think about it.” Or I could do nothing, call her bluff, and pray she wouldn’t dare. But I knew Isla. She dared.
Ghosts of Friendships Past
The first guests arrived in a flurry of hugs and wine bottles. My real friends. Maya enveloped me in a hug that smelled like her lavender perfume and fierce loyalty. “If she shows up, I’ll handle it,” she whispered in my ear, her voice low and dangerous. I squeezed her back, a knot of gratitude tightening in my chest.
For the first hour, it was perfect. The apartment buzzed with laughter and the clinking of glasses. People I’d known for a decade shared memories, their faces warm and genuine. They were the ones who had seen me through the separation, the ones who never questioned my side of the story because they knew me. They didn’t need to be convinced.
Then, the “mutuals” started to trickle in. The couples Mark and I used to have dinner with. The parents from Leo’s elementary school days. Their greetings were a little more cautious, their smiles a little too bright. I saw the questions in their eyes, the careful assessment. They were here out of a sense of obligation, but their allegiance was clearly being tested.
“Brenna, you look… well,” said a woman named Chloe, her gaze flicking around the half-empty apartment as if looking for signs of a breakdown. “This must be so hard. Starting over.” Her tone was less sympathetic and more… clinical. Like a doctor examining a strange rash.
Another couple, the Hendersons, kept a careful five feet of distance, as if my divorce were contagious. “We saw Mark and Isla the other day,” Mr. Henderson said, his voice booming with forced cheerfulness. “They look so happy. It’s wonderful when people can find happiness, isn’t it?”
I smiled, a brittle thing that felt like it might crack my face. “It’s fantastic,” I said, my voice sweet as poison. Each interaction was a tiny prick, a reminder of the narrative she was spinning. Poor, unstable Brenna. Mark just wanted to be happy. Isla saved him. It was a masterpiece of passive-aggressive propaganda, and I was its star villain. My anxiety, which had been simmering on low, began to bubble.
An Omen in a Champagne Flute
David, my boss, arrived bearing an expensive-looking bottle of champagne. He was a good man, sharp and fair, and the biggest champion for my transfer and promotion. His presence felt like a tangible link to my future, a shield against the ghosts of my past milling around my living room.
“Brenna, the place looks… efficient,” he said with a wry grin, gesturing at the stacked boxes. “I trust you’ve applied your legendary project management skills to this move.”
“The Gantt chart for packing the U-Haul is a thing of beauty, David,” I joked, and the sound of my own easy laughter was a relief. For a few minutes, I was just Brenna the competent professional, not Brenna the divorcée. We talked about the Portland office, about the new team I’d be leading. It was grounding, a reminder of why I was putting myself through this evening. This was the finish line.
As he moved off to grab a drink, I caught another snippet of conversation. It was Chloe again, talking to another woman near the snack table. “I just think it’s so big of Isla to want to be here tonight,” she murmured, her voice carrying in a lull in the music. “To show there are no hard feelings. After everything Brenna put her and Mark through…”
My blood ran cold. Put them through? The sheer, unmitigated gall of it stole my breath. I had spent nights on this very floor, unable to sleep, my stomach in knots, while my husband was across town with my “friend.” I was the one who had to tell our son that his father wasn’t coming home. I was the one who had to sit in a sterile lawyer’s office and divide a life. What, precisely, had I put them through?
I gripped the kitchen counter, my knuckles white. This wasn’t just a potential party crasher anymore. This was a strategic assault. Isla wasn’t coming to wish me well. She was coming to plant a flag, to make sure everyone in this town remembered me as the crazy one who drove my husband into her sainted arms. She was coming to curate my legacy.
The Shadow in the Doorway
The party reached its peak. The playlist Maya made was a perfect mix of 90s hip-hop and indie rock, a soundtrack to our twenties. People were laughing loudly, spilling wine, telling stories. For a moment, I let myself believe she wouldn’t come. That it was all a bluff, a way to make me sweat. I allowed myself to relax, just a fraction.
And that’s when it happened.
It wasn’t a loud entrance. It was a change in atmospheric pressure. A conversation near the door faltered, then another. A subtle ripple of silence spread through the room, a wave of sudden stillness. I turned, my heart a leaden weight in my chest, and I saw her.
Isla.
She stood framed in the doorway, a vision in a silk dress that probably cost more than my couch. Her hair was perfect, her makeup immaculate. She held a bottle of wine with a ridiculously oversized bow, a prop in the theater of her benevolence. But it was the look on her face that made my stomach clench—a carefully constructed mask of gentle concern and profound sympathy. It was the face of a saint visiting a leper colony.
She wasn’t with Mark. That was the masterstroke. Coming alone made it seem like this was about her and me. An act of female solidarity. A peace offering from a woman who just wanted to mend fences. It was a lie so beautiful, so perfectly executed, that for a split second, I almost believed it myself.
Her eyes found mine across the room. She gave a small, sad smile that said, I’m here for you, you poor thing. The party hadn’t just been crashed. It had been conquered. And as she began to glide into the room, a shark moving through placid waters, I felt a strange and terrible calm settle over me. The dread was gone, replaced by something cold and hard and clear.
Game on.
The Hijacked Toast: A Predator’s Patience
Isla didn’t come for me first. That wasn’t her style. A direct confrontation was too crude, too obvious. Isla was a creature of nuance, of the poisoned whisper and the well-placed sigh. She began to circulate, a butterfly landing on shoulder after shoulder, dispensing her venom in tiny, discreet doses.
She moved through my friends, my colleagues, my entire life, with a practiced grace that was horrifying to watch. She’d touch an arm, her head tilted just so. “I’m so worried about her,” I could almost hear her saying. “This move, all alone. It’s a lot for someone in her… state.” She was a virtuoso of concern-trolling.
Then, she was in front of me. She pulled me into a hug before I could react. Her body was stiff, her perfume cloying. It felt like being embraced by a beautifully upholstered statue.
“Brenna,” she whispered into my hair, her voice a warm, conspiratorial breath. “I’m so glad I could make it. I know we haven’t talked, but I want you to know, I’m here for you. We need to support each other as women.”
I pulled back, keeping my expression perfectly neutral. The hypocrisy was so potent it was almost a physical force, pushing the air from my lungs. “How kind of you to come, Isla,” I said, my voice betraying nothing. Her eyes, a placid, unblinking blue, searched mine for a flicker of weakness, a crack in the facade. I gave her nothing.
I watched her move on to David, my boss. She laid a hand on his arm, her expression a mask of earnestness. She was probably telling him how much she admired me, how strong I was, all while subtly implying that my strength was born of a deep and tragic instability. She was salting the earth of my reputation, ensuring that even after I was gone, only her version of the story would grow here.
Every polite smile in her direction, every sympathetic nod from a guest, felt like a betrayal. I stood in the middle of my own farewell party feeling like an intruder, a ghost haunting the scene of my own life.
The Unspoken Accusations
I tried to reclaim the evening. I put on a brighter smile, topped up people’s drinks, and steered conversations toward neutral territory. My real friends, my tribe, saw what was happening. They formed a tight, protective circle around me, a physical and emotional buffer. Maya, in particular, shot daggers from her eyes every time Isla drifted near our orbit.
“Do you want me to pour this pitcher of sangria on her head?” Maya muttered, gripping the glass pitcher so tightly her knuckles were white. “Just say the word. It’s a rental. I don’t care about the security deposit.”
I managed a weak smile. “Tempting. But no. That’s what she wants.”
Causing a scene would only validate the narrative. See? I told you she was unhinged. Isla was goading me, trying to provoke the very reaction she’d been telling everyone to expect. My only defense was a preternatural calm I did not feel. Inside, a tempest was raging. I wanted to scream. I wanted to throw a plate against the wall. Instead, I debated the merits of various packing tapes with a friend’s husband.
The whispers followed me. They were quiet, but I heard them all the same. Over by the balcony door: “…so brave of her to even show up.” Near the kitchen: “…heard Brenna’s been struggling, really lashing out.”
It was like being pecked to death by pigeons. Each comment was small and insignificant on its own, but together, they were creating a suffocating reality. Isla wasn’t just attending my party; she was rewriting its purpose. It was no longer a celebration of my future. It was a public performance of her grace and my barely-contained madness. And the audience was eating it up. The ethical calculus was maddening. Endure the public flogging with dignity, or fight back and be branded the monster she claimed I was?
Seizing the Microphone
Finally, it was time for toasts. The part of the evening I had been looking forward to, a moment for warmth and genuine goodbyes. Maya picked up a spoon and tapped it against her wine glass, a familiar chime that cut through the chatter.
“Okay, okay, everyone!” she called out, her voice full of warmth. “A few words for the woman of the hour!”
A small, portable speaker and microphone sat on the counter, a slightly cheesy addition I’d rented for the occasion. As Maya reached for it, a shadow fell over her. Isla. She glided forward, a beatific smile on her face, and placed her hand gently over Maya’s on the microphone.
“Oh, Maya, do you mind?” Isla’s voice was as smooth as cream. “I just have something so important I want to say about Brenna. From the heart.”
The room fell into a sudden, expectant hush. Maya froze, her eyes wide, looking at me over Isla’s shoulder. Her expression was a mix of outrage and disbelief. She was asking for permission, a signal to go nuclear. Let me handle this.
I met her gaze and gave the slightest, most infinitesimal shake of my head. A flicker of movement no one else would see. Let her. A strange, icy resolve was crystallizing in my veins. If she wanted the stage, she could have it. Let her build her own gallows.
Isla took the microphone, her victory barely concealed behind her mask of sincerity. She moved to the center of the room, positioning herself so that everyone had a clear view of her, and of me, standing just behind her. The spotlight was hers.
A Toast to “Mistakes”
Isla held the microphone like a professional, her posture perfect. She waited a beat, letting the silence deepen, commanding the attention of every single person in the room.
“I just want to say a few words about my dear friend, Brenna,” she began. The word “friend” hung in the air, a shimmering, venomous thing. Her eyes scanned the crowd, making contact with each sympathetic face she had cultivated over the last hour.
She then turned, just slightly, to look directly at me. Her expression was one of profound, pitying sorrow.
“This is a night of big changes. A new city, a new job. A new life.” She paused, letting the weight of her words sink in. “And it takes so, so much courage to start over. It takes even more courage to look back at the past and really see it for what it was.”
The air in the room grew thick, heavy with unspoken things. I could feel dozens of pairs of eyes on me, watching, waiting. Leo had moved to my side, his shoulder pressed against mine, a silent, solid presence.
Isla raised her champagne flute. “So I’d like to propose a toast,” she said, her voice ringing with a false, bell-like clarity. “To Brenna.” She smiled, a slow, deliberate expression that didn’t reach her eyes.
“And here’s to all the women out there,” she continued, her gaze locked on mine, a laser beam of malice. “To the women who finally find the courage to admit their mistakes… and let the people they hurt move on to find their own true happiness.”
The insult was breathtaking in its precision. It was public. It was deniable—she hadn’t named names, hadn’t said anything explicit. But every single person in that room knew exactly what she meant. She had just, in front of my friends, my son, and my boss, declared me the sole guilty party in the destruction of my own marriage. She had painted herself as the blameless woman who had simply been there to pick up the pieces I had broken.
A wave of heat washed over my skin. Rage, pure and undiluted, surged through me. But on my face, I held a placid, unreadable expression. The room was utterly silent. Isla stood there, bathed in the glow of her triumph, her glass held high. She had won. She had buried me. Or so she thought.
The Digital Reckoning: The Smile That Froze Hell
The silence that followed Isla’s toast was a living entity. It was filled with the frantic, unspoken thoughts of sixty people. I saw it all on their faces. The pity from my friends. The discomfort from the acquaintances. And, from a few, a flicker of smug satisfaction. The ones who had bought into Isla’s narrative now felt vindicated. Chloe looked like she was about to start a slow clap.
Isla’s smile was one of pure, unadulterated triumph. She had executed her plan perfectly. She had publicly shamed me in a way that left me no recourse. If I yelled, I was hysterical. If I cried, I was weak. If I said nothing, I was admitting guilt. She had built the perfect cage.
So I did the one thing she didn’t expect.
I smiled.
It wasn’t a tight, pained grimace. It was a wide, genuine, brilliant smile. A smile of pure, crystalline clarity. It was the kind of smile you see on a chess master who has just realized their opponent has walked into a trap that was set twelve moves ago. I felt the atmosphere in the room shift again. The pity and smugness were replaced by a sudden, sharp confusion.
Her triumphant expression wavered for just a second. My smile didn’t compute. It didn’t fit the role she had cast for me.
With my smile still firmly in place, I began to walk toward her. I didn’t rush. Each step was deliberate, measured. The sound of my heels on the hardwood floor was the only noise in the dead-silent room. The crowd parted for me like I was Moses and they were the Red Sea. All eyes were on me, watching this strange, unpredictable next act. Isla’s confidence began to visibly curdle into uncertainty.
The Counter-Proposal
I stopped directly in front of her, so close I could see the tiny beads of sweat forming on her upper lip. I gently, almost tenderly, took the microphone from her unresisting hand. Her fingers were cold.
I turned to face my guests, my smile softening into something more conspiratorial, more inviting. “Wow,” I said, my voice light and conversational, as if she had just told a charming anecdote. “Thank you, Isla. That was… illuminating.”
I let the word hang in the air.
“You’re so right,” I continued, turning my head to look at her again. I saw real fear in her eyes now. “You are so, so right about the importance of admitting mistakes. About honesty. In fact, you’ve just inspired me. I’ve been struggling with how to share some difficult truths with everyone tonight, and I think you’ve just shown me the most… direct way.”
I reached into the pocket of my jeans and pulled out my phone. The screen glowed to life in the dim light of the living room. I held it up for a moment, a small, black monolith of potential energy.
The confusion in the room was now palpable. My friends looked intrigued. My boss looked fascinated. Isla looked like she was about to be sick. She knew. I don’t know how, but in that instant, she knew she had made a catastrophic miscalculation. She had assumed I would play defense. She never imagined I had been preparing to play offense all along.
The Airdrop Apocalypse
“I’d like to share a little farewell party favor with all of you,” I announced, my voice bright and cheerful. “Something to remember me by.”
I tapped my phone screen a few times. A second later, a chorus of chimes and buzzes filled the room. A collective ping as phone after phone lit up with the same notification.
An AirDrop request from “Brenna’s iPhone.”
Attached was a single file: a 3-page PDF document titled, `Brenna’s Farewell Tour – The Official Program.pdf`.
I watched their faces as curiosity got the better of them. One by one, they accepted the file. I saw eyebrows raise. I saw jaws slacken. I saw people’s eyes widen as they scrolled, their expressions shifting from confusion to shock, then to disgust, and finally, to a cold, hard rage on my behalf.
The first page was a scanned, high-resolution copy of the official divorce filing. The section for “Reason for Dissolution” was highlighted in bright yellow. The word “Infidelity” was stark and unambiguous.
The second page was a meticulously crafted timeline. On the left, key dates: “Our 15th Anniversary,” “Family Vacation to the Outer Banks,” “Leo’s Fall Soccer Banquet.” On the right, corresponding entries: screenshots of text message logs between Mark’s number and Isla’s. Timestamps showing conversations that started months before our separation. Flirtatious, then affectionate, then explicitly romantic. There were dozens, an undeniable, damning record of the betrayal.
But the third page was the masterpiece. It was a full, verbatim transcript of a voicemail. A month ago, Isla had accidentally pocket-dialed a mutual friend and left a 47-second message. A message where she, believing she’d hung up, was talking to Mark in the background. The friend, horrified, had sent the audio file to me the next day. The transcript read: “She’ll get over it. Honestly, Mark, what did she expect? He was never happy with her, not really. I just helped him see it. She can cry and tell everyone I’m a monster. It doesn’t matter. I always win.”
An Invitation to Read Aloud
The silence in the room was no longer just quiet. It was a physical weight. It was heavy, absolute, and suffocating. It was the sound of sixty people simultaneously recalibrating their entire understanding of the last year. It was the sound of a reputation being vaporized in real-time.
Every eye in the room was now on Isla. But they weren’t looking at a saint. They were looking at a snake.
Her face, which had been pale, was now a mottled, chalky white. Her mask of serene confidence had shattered, revealing the raw, panicked ugliness beneath. She looked trapped, exposed, a nocturnal creature dragged blinking into the blinding sun.
I turned to her, my smile gone, replaced by an expression of utter calm. I held the microphone out to her, an offering. A final courtesy.
“Isla,” I said, and my voice, amplified by the small speaker, was the only sound in the universe. It was steady. It was clear. It was merciless.
“Since you’re so passionate about honesty and admitting mistakes, would you do us the honor?” I gestured to the phone in Chloe’s hand, which was displaying the first page of the PDF.
“Please,” I said. “Read page one out loud for everyone.”
The Farewell: The Stampede of One
Isla stared at the microphone I held out to her. She looked at it not as an object, but as a judge and an executioner. Her gaze darted around the room, a desperate, frantic search for an ally, for a single sympathetic face in the sea of cold, hard stares. She found none. Chloe, her most ardent supporter just moments before, was looking at her with an expression of pure, unadulterated disgust, her phone clutched in her hand like it was evidence at a trial.
The fight drained out of her completely. The carefully constructed artifice of “Concerned Friend Isla” crumbled to dust, leaving only the raw, panicked core of a person who had been caught. Utterly and completely caught.
Her hand, which had been holding her champagne flute, went limp. The glass slipped from her fingers and shattered on the hardwood floor, the sound like a gunshot in the tomb-like silence. The spilled champagne fizzled around the shards of glass, a pathetic, effervescent sigh.
She didn’t scream. She didn’t cry. She didn’t say a word.
She just turned and ran.
It wasn’t a graceful exit. It was a clumsy, desperate scramble. She shoved past a stunned-looking Mr. Henderson, nearly knocking him over. Her expensive silk dress snagged on the corner of the snack table, and I heard a faint ripping sound. She stumbled, caught her balance, and bolted for the front door, her heels clattering a frantic, panicked rhythm against the floor. It was the undignified retreat of a deposed tyrant.
A Semicircle of Goodbyes
As Isla made her desperate flight for the door, something remarkable happened. The guests didn’t just stand there and watch. They moved. Instinctively, in a silent, collective judgment, they parted. They didn’t shrink away from her in fear; they receded from her in contempt, creating a wide, clear path to the exit. It wasn’t an act of courtesy. It was a shunning.
She was forced to walk a gauntlet of her own making, flanked on both sides by the very people she had spent months trying to win over. No one spoke a word. They just watched her, their faces implacable.
Then, as she fumbled with the doorknob, it started. It began with Maya, standing nearest to the door.
“Bye,” she said. Not loudly. Not angrily. Just a quiet, flat, dismissive word.
Then the person next to her picked it up. “Bye.”
And the next. A soft, rolling chorus of “Bye” spread through the room, a wave of cold finality washing over Isla as she finally wrenched the door open. It wasn’t a shout. It was an excommunication, delivered in a whisper. It was the sound of sixty people erasing her from their lives, all at once.
The door slammed shut behind her, the sound echoing in the now-still apartment. For a moment, nobody moved. The only sounds were the soft hum of the refrigerator and the lingering notes of some forgotten indie rock song from the speaker. The storm had passed.
The Unofficial Promotion
The silence broke. Maya rushed toward me, her face a chaotic mix of shock, awe, and fierce pride. She threw her arms around me, lifting me off my feet. “You absolute legend,” she practically screamed in my ear. “That was the most savage, beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life.”
I let out a breath I didn’t realize I’d been holding for a year. A shaky, ragged sound that was half-laugh, half-sob. The tension drained out of me so fast my knees felt weak.
Then David, my boss, was standing in front of me. He wasn’t smiling. He was looking at me with a look of profound, almost reverent respect.
“Brenna,” he said, his voice low and serious. He clapped me firmly on the shoulder. “In all my years in management, that was the most professional, efficient, and utterly devastating hostile takeover I have ever had the privilege to witness.”
He paused, a slow grin spreading across his face. “I just sent a text to HR. They’re aware of the… extenuating circumstances of your departure.” He winked. “Your relocation stipend has been doubled. Effective immediately. Consider it a hazard pay bonus for navigating a toxic work environment.”
A bubble of hysterical laughter erupted from my chest. It was loud and a little unhinged, but it was real. I looked around the room at the faces of my friends, who were all now smiling, some shaking their heads in disbelief. The cloud of Isla’s making had not just dissipated; it had been obliterated, and what was left behind was nothing but clear, blue sky.
The Sound of Silence
Hours later, the last of the guests had gone. The apartment was a wreck of empty bottles, paper plates, and scattered streamers, but it felt peaceful. Cleansed. My tribe—Maya, a few other close friends, and Leo—were sprawled on the floor and the remaining furniture, picking at the leftovers and rehashing the night’s events in gleeful detail.
Leo, who had been a silent, stoic pillar by my side through the whole ordeal, finally spoke. “That was pretty cool, Mom,” he said, trying to sound nonchalant, but I could see the pride in his eyes. “Like, something from a movie.” That, from my taciturn son, was the highest praise imaginable. It meant more to me than David’s bonus.
My phone buzzed on the counter. It was a text from Maya, who was sitting five feet away from me. I opened it to find a screenshot. Isla’s Instagram profile. She had just posted a new picture—a black and white photo of a windswept beach—with a caption that read:
Sometimes the most toxic people are the ones you least expect. Taking a much-needed break from social media to heal and disconnect from negative energy. Be kind to each other.
I stared at the post. I looked at the metrics underneath. Posted 15 minutes ago. Three likes. Zero comments.
A year of whispers, of lies, of feeling small and crazy and isolated, culminating in this one pathetic, desperate plea for sympathy into a digital void that was no longer listening. She hadn’t just lost the battle; she’d lost the entire war, and the surrender was broadcast for no one to see.
I deleted the screenshot. I silenced my phone and set it face down on the counter. I looked at my son, his face relaxed and happy. I looked at my friends, their laughter filling the empty spaces in the room. I looked at the boxes stacked against the wall, not as a burden, but as a promise.
Maya raised her plastic cup. “To Brenna 2.0,” she said, her eyes shining. “And the Retaliation Farewell Tour.”
Everyone cheered. I took a sip of my cheap party wine. The silence that followed the toast, the one that wasn’t heavy or judgmental but light and full of promise, was the sweetest sound I had ever heard. It was the sound of being free.
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