A Reckless Cyclist Ran Me and My Elderly Neighbor off the Road, so I Used My Paralegal Skills To Bury That Bully in Lawsuits

Viral | Written by Amelia Rose | Updated on 19 September 2025

“Move faster, lady!” he barked, his voice raw with annoyance, just after his handlebar tore through my tote bag and sent the most important files of my career skittering across the grimy asphalt.

My hand instinctively tightened on the arm of my eighty-four-year-old neighbor, Agnes.

This wasn’t his first time blowing through our crosswalk. For a month, this anonymous tyrant in neon green had turned our daily walk to the coffee shop into a game of chicken, sneering and shouting insults as he weaved around pedestrians like they were traffic cones.

My attempt to confront him earned me a dismissive laugh and a simple “get a life” before he glided away, victorious.

He saw a middle-aged woman in sensible shoes; what he failed to understand is that he had just declared war on a freelance paralegal who was about to turn his life into a meticulously documented, cross-referenced, and utterly inescapable liability.

The Morning Ritual: The Eight-Fifteen Waltz

The corner of Juniper and Third has its own rhythm, a chaotic waltz timed to the screech of bus brakes and the impatient honks of people who are already late for work. At 8:15 a.m., it’s a full-blown orchestra of urban anxiety. And for the past six years, Agnes and I have been dancing right through the middle of it.

Agnes, my eighty-four-year-old neighbor, lives for her morning coffee from The Daily Grind. It’s a ritual as unshakable as her belief that polyester is a tool of the devil. So, every morning, I leave my own house, walk the twenty feet to her front door, and escort her across Juniper. My husband, Mark, thinks I’m a saint. My teenage son, Leo, thinks I’m nuts for not just using a delivery app. They don’t get it. It’s not about the coffee; it’s about the walk. It’s about Agnes holding my arm, her grip surprisingly firm, her bird-like frame a fragile anchor in my day.

This morning, the light turned red, and the little white walking man appeared right on cue. I gave Agnes’s arm a gentle squeeze. “Ready for the grand tour?” I asked.

She patted my hand, her eyes twinkling behind thick glasses. “As I’ll ever be, dear. Let’s brave the wilds.”

We stepped off the curb, moving at what I call ‘Agnes-speed.’ It’s a steady, deliberate pace that infuriates the power-walkers but feels like a small rebellion against the city’s relentless rush. We were halfway across when a flash of neon green shot through my peripheral vision. My arm instinctively tightened on Agnes, pulling her back a half-step. A cyclist, hunched over his handlebars like a gargoyle, blew straight through the red light, missing us by maybe a foot. The gust of wind he created smelled of sweat and exhaust. He didn’t look back, a courier bag emblazoned with a lightning-bolt logo shrinking into the distance.

Agnes stumbled, her breath catching in a little gasp. “Good heavens,” she whispered, her hand flying to her chest.

My heart was hammering against my ribs, a frantic drumbeat in the sudden silence. I stared after him, a hot spike of anger piercing the morning chill. It wasn’t just that he ran the light. It was the arrogance of it, the complete disregard for the fragile human beings occupying the space he clearly felt belonged to him. The little white walking man was still illuminated, mocking us with its promise of safety.

A Splash of Neon and Nicotine

The next day, it happened again. Same time, same corner, same flash of neon green. This time I was ready for it. As we stepped into the crosswalk, my head was on a swivel, my ears tuned for the telltale whir of a high-performance bike chain.

He came from the other direction, a blur of motion against the backdrop of idling cars. He didn’t even slow down. He weaved around a man in a suit, forcing him to do a little hop-skip to avoid being clipped. As he passed us, he turned his head, his face a mask of grim concentration under a helmet plastered with stickers. He caught my eye, and for a split second, I saw the sneer. He lifted a single finger from his handlebar—not the one you’d use to wave hello.

A word, sharp and ugly, was snatched away by the wind. I was pretty sure it was “bitch.”

“Did he just…” Agnes started, her voice trembling slightly.

“Pay him no mind,” I said, forcing a calm I didn’t feel. My knuckles were white where I gripped her arm. My job as a freelance paralegal trained me to be meticulous, to see the world as a series of rules and consequences. This guy was a walking, or rather, a cycling violation of the social contract. And he was enjoying it.

The rest of the way to The Daily Grind, I couldn’t shake the image of his face. He wasn’t a kid. He looked to be in his late twenties, with a wiry strength and the kind of hollowed-out eyes that come from too much caffeine and not enough sleep. A faint scent of stale cigarettes had trailed in his wake, a grimy counterpoint to the clean, sharp smell of coffee wafting from the shop. He wasn’t just a reckless cyclist; he was an avatar of urban indifference, a middle finger on two wheels.

The Rule of Three

They say things happen in threes. I don’t know who ‘they’ are, but on Thursday morning, they were proven right. We were waiting on the curb for the light to change when I saw him coming, still a block away. That unmistakable shock of neon green.

This time, his target wasn’t us. A young mother, juggling a phone and a complicated-looking stroller, was pushing her way across the street just as the light was turning yellow. She had the right of way, but that didn’t matter to him. He swerved violently, his tire hissing on the pavement as he passed within inches of her stroller.

The mother shrieked, dropping her phone. It clattered to the asphalt, the screen spiderwebbing with cracks. The cyclist just laughed, a harsh, barking sound, and kept pedaling.

That was it. That was the moment my annoyance curdled into something colder and harder. This wasn’t a series of isolated incidents. It was a pattern. A dangerous, deliberate pattern of behavior. He wasn’t just in a hurry; he was playing a game, a game of chicken with anyone who dared to be in his way. And he was winning.

I watched the young mother collect her shattered phone, her face pale with shock and fury as she checked on the baby in the stroller. No one else seemed to notice. The cars started moving, the pedestrians flowed around her, the city’s rhythm absorbing the near-tragedy without a missed beat. But I noticed. I stood there, with Agnes’s fragile weight on my arm, and I felt a switch flip inside me. This wasn’t just about my walk anymore. It was about the corner. It was about that mother. It was about the simple, unspoken rule that you don’t endanger a child for the sake of a delivery schedule.

Dinner Table Debrief

“He did what?” Mark asked, pausing with his fork halfway to his mouth. The overhead light in our dining room cast a warm glow on the table, a stark contrast to the cold fury still simmering in my gut.

I recounted the morning’s incident, the mother and the stroller, the cyclist’s cruel laugh. “It’s the third time this week, Mark. He’s going to kill someone.”

Mark shook his head, his expression a familiar mix of concern and pragmatism. “That’s awful, Vale. But what can you do? Guys like that are a menace. Just be extra careful.”

“‘Be extra careful’?” I repeated, the words tasting like ash. “We were in the crosswalk. With the walk signal. How much more careful can we be?”

From across the table, Leo looked up from his phone, his face illuminated by the screen. At seventeen, his default mode was a carefully cultivated apathy. “Just film him and put it on TikTok,” he said, not unkindly. “Shame him. That’s how you get things done now.”

I sighed, pushing my untouched pasta around my plate. “I’m not trying to make him a viral villain, Leo. I just want him to stop. I want to be able to walk Agnes across the street without feeling like I’m entering a combat zone.”

“Well, you can’t exactly give him a citizen’s arrest,” Mark said, trying for a bit of levity. He reached across the table and squeezed my hand. “I just don’t want you to get hurt, honey. Don’t engage with him.”

His touch was meant to be comforting, but it felt like a dismissal. Don’t engage. It was sensible advice. It was the advice I would have given anyone else. But as I sat there, picturing that cyclist’s sneering face, I knew it was advice I couldn’t take. This wasn’t something I could just be careful about anymore. He had made it personal. Engaging was exactly what I had to do.

The Line in the Pavement: A Month of Mondays

The next few weeks fell into a grim, predictable pattern. Every morning became a low-grade anxiety attack. I’d wake up with a knot in my stomach, the thought of the 8:15 crossing looming over my morning coffee. The waltz with Agnes became a tense march, my body coiled like a spring, ready to pull her out of harm’s way.

The cyclist was a constant. Sometimes he’d fly by with inches to spare, a silent blur. Other days, he’d shout something— “Get a move on, grandma!” or “It’s a crosswalk, not a parking lot!” Each taunt was a small paper cut, insignificant on its own, but the accumulation was starting to bleed me dry.

Agnes felt it too. Her grip on my arm was tighter, her steps more hesitant. She started wearing her brightest floral-print coat, a silent plea to be seen. “Maybe we should go a bit later,” she’d suggested one morning, her voice thin. I saw the fear in her eyes, and my resolve hardened. I refused to let this anonymous tyrant dictate our lives, to shrink our world down to fit his convenience.

The corner itself seemed to hold its breath every time he appeared. I saw the same faces every day—the man in the suit, the mother with the stroller, the barista from The Daily Grind on his smoke break. We’d exchange glances, a silent community of the terrorized, our shared frustration hanging in the air like exhaust fumes. But no one did anything. We were all just waiting for the inevitable.

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About the Author

Amelia Rose

Amelia Rose is an author dedicated to untangling complex subjects with a steady hand. Her work champions integrity, exploring narratives from everyday life where ethical conduct and fundamental fairness ultimately prevail.