Steeped In Murder – Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Everyone told me a tea room would be a gentle place to build a second life. And it was — for exactly one day.

On Sunday morning, with fog pressed low over the harbor, Ginny Tucker screamed in my back garden. I went out in my apron and found Cordelia Blint sitting dead in the best chair I owned, a cup of my tea gone cold at her elbow and her precious little jar of honey open beside it. By that evening, half of Thornwick Cove was whispering that the widow who had just opened the tea room on Harbor Street had killed the first critic who dared to give her a bad notice.

But on Saturday morning I knew none of that. The worst thing in my small world was a line of church ladies at my door and the low, cold fear that I had made a beautiful and expensive mistake.

There is no smell in the world quite like a bakery at six in the morning, and I had waited the better part of forty years to call one my own. I stood in the middle of the Copper Kettle with a wooden spoon in one hand and my late husband’s old timer ticking in the other, breathing in butter and yeast and the low green sweetness of lavender shortbread. Outside, Founders’ Day tents striped the foggy green. Inside, everything was warm, everything was ready, and everything was mine.

“You have not lost your mind,” said Bunny Castellano, who had a gift for answering questions I had not asked aloud. She was wrapping sweet william at the end of the counter and pretending not to watch me for signs of collapse. “You’ve opened a tea room. There’s a difference, though I’ll grant you it’s a fine one at this hour.”

“I keep thinking of what Daniel would say.”

“Daniel would say the scones are burning.”

They were not burning, but I checked anyway. That was the sort of morning it was: check the oven you know is fine, the lock you know is turned, and the decision you know in the marrow of you is right, over and over, just to feel the reassurance of it.

The bell jingled and Ginny came in backward with both arms full of folded gingham. She was thirty-four, sharp and tired and softhearted, a former student of mine who now worked mornings between school runs. “The tablecloths smell like storage,” she announced, dropping them on a chair. “We’re calling it rustic. Also, there is already a line.”

“A line? It isn’t even seven.”

“Six church ladies pretending to admire the geraniums. One brought a ruler.”

For thirty-eight years I had taught fifth grade at Thornwick Cove Elementary. When Daniel died four years earlier, I kept teaching because I did not know how to stop. The Copper Kettle was what I did instead of falling apart: a sea captain’s house with a leaking roof and good bones, bought with most of my savings and turned, one patient room at a time, into the coziest tea room I could imagine. I lived upstairs now with a view of the water and a cat I had not asked for.

Marmalade came down the back stairs as though he were doing them a favor, crossed to his cushion in the front window, and inspected Harbor Street with the flat gold stare of a landlord checking for damages. He was a great orange loaf of a creature with opinions about roughly everything.

“He thinks he owns the place,” Bunny said.

“He does. I just pay the mortgage.”

At eight, I tied on the good apron with the embroidered kettle, touched the counter Daniel had built, and opened my robin’s-egg-blue door. Founders’ Day came pouring in — salt air, paper lanterns, painted children, the fiddler tuning on the green — followed by the church ladies, three fishermen, the mayor, and half the people I had taught to divide fractions. For the next six hours Ginny and I moved through the kitchen in a wordless two-step while Bunny abandoned her flower shop to work my register badly and with enormous pleasure.

By two o’clock we had served more tea than I had projected for the first week. Gil Pruitt, the retired town doctor and my Thursday chess opponent, occupied the corner table with a pot of Assam and the same unread page of a paperback. I was refilling his cup and thinking that a body could get used to a day like this when the bell rang and the whole warm room dropped a degree.

The trouble was wearing white linen and a hat the size of a tea tray, and it went by the name of Cordelia Blint.

She was perhaps fifty, expensively preserved, with a telephone held before her like a divining rod. Behind her came a smaller, grayer man carrying two bags, her cardigan, and the weary expression of someone who had been apologizing for years.

“And here we are,” Cordelia announced to the phone, in a bright voice meant for an audience elsewhere, “at the Copper Kettle — the newest little addition to quaint Thornwick Cove. We’ll see if it lives up to the fuss.” She lowered the telephone, looked around my full tables and glowing tins, and decided in a single breath to be disappointed. “Oh,” she said. “It’s very brown, isn’t it.”

Bunny, at the register, made a sound like a kettle coming to the boil.

“Welcome to the Copper Kettle,” I said. “I’m Pearl. There’s a table opening in the garden, or a stool at the counter if you don’t mind the bustle.”

“I never sit at counters.” She said it the way you would say I never handle snakes. “Do you know who I am?”

“I’m afraid you have the advantage of me.”

The gray man winced. Cordelia’s smile thinned to a papercut. “Cordelia Blint. Down East Delish. Two hundred thousand followers. I review the coast — the cafés, the inns, the little places. One does like to be thorough before one passes judgment.”

I understood her then the way you understand weather. Cordelia had discovered she could make a living from other people’s fear and had mistaken that fear for respect. I had met a version of her at every faculty meeting I ever endured. The trick with the type is the same at fifty as at ten: do not feed it, and do not flinch.

“Then you’re very welcome to be thorough,” I said pleasantly. “The scones are honest and the tea is hot, and I won’t tell you a word about either. Sit where you please. The first pot is on the house for anyone doing Founders’ Day a kindness.”

Something flickered behind her eyes. She swept toward the best table under the crabapple, displaced two historical-society ladies who preferred retreat to argument, and motioned to the gray man. “Ridley. The honey.”

Ridley Blint took a small amber jar from her tote, unscrewed it, and set a wooden dipper beside it. “I use my own,” Cordelia informed the garden. “Raw Camden wildflower from a single hive. One cannot trust what these little places put out.” Ridley stirred a shining spoonful into her tea without being asked. He knew exactly how she took it.

Marmalade jumped down from his sill and came stiff-legged toward the table. He put his nose toward the honey, flattened his ears, and hissed first at the jar and then at the hand that carried it. I apologized and shut him in the back, thinking he objected to the noise. I would remember that hiss later and wish I had known how to listen.

I brought Cordelia my lavender shortbread and first-flush Darjeeling. From the counter I watched her film the tasting and fail, for one unguarded second, to hide that it was good. The pleasure seemed to offend her.

“Adequate,” she told her followers. “We’ll see whether she can keep it up. So many of these little places can’t.”

My telephone began to buzz almost at once. Cordelia had posted a photograph of my chipped blue cup beneath the words CHARMING OR CARELESS? FINAL VERDICT TOMORROW. Comments multiplied under it faster than I could read them. At the crabapple table, she smiled at the screen and reached again for the honey.

“I do hope you’ve something worth coming back for,” she called to me, though she had made no move to leave. Then she turned her camera toward Ginny and crooked one finger. “You, sweetheart. Bring me whatever the owner is proudest of next. Let’s see how long the charm lasts.”

Ginny’s face went still. Bunny stopped dealing change. Gil lowered his book. And I understood that Cordelia had not come for tea at all. She had come to make an example of my beautiful brown little room — and she meant to do it live, one cup at a time.

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